Why am I awake at such an ungodly hour? I haven't a clue.

I really need to get laid. I hope I Love Lucy re-runs are still on Nick at Night.

Late Night.

Oh my gaaaawd. I found my blog again. It's been ages. I should have listened to Todd back in the day and bookmarked it. I'm getting so old in my young age.

God, my balls itch.

Anyways, today was interesting. I went down to Venice beach and accidentally exposed myself in front of some young men. Another day in the life I tell you...

Don't punch my sack, I'll be late for work.

Todd punched me in the nuts yesterday morning. I then laid on the floor crying like a little girl for a half hour, after I overcame that, I got up, ate a jelly donut, combed my hair, brushed my teeth and headed out the door for work, but then I realized I had forgotten my keys and had to go back, but I had locked myself out and Todd had already left during that half hour I was laying on the floor. So I went over to the neighbors to use the phone, which turned out to be a bad idea, the women of the house started hitting on me, I think she wanted to fuck me right there in her living room, I don't think she knows I am gay.. I thought it was obvious at this point, I tried calling Todd, he wasn't answering his cell. So I called another friend, they came, picked me up and dropped me off at work.Later that day when I got home, Todd was already in the house and sitting on the couch naked, waiting for me. We fucked till Leno came on.. It was a great day.-Toby